Selasa, Mei 18, 2010

SMS HARI GURU

1. Apa cita2 u sblm jadi guru? Majistret?Lawyer?Engineer?menyesal jadi guru? cuba fikir.. ada tak lawyer yang sanggup pakai topi arkitek? Ada tak majistret yang berani pakai kot doktor? Tapi guru adalah semuanya. Kita jadi doktor bila pelajar sakit. Lawyer bila parents tanya itu ini. Majistret bila budak gaduh. Jadi security guard dan ahli nujum. Meramal soalan..itulah BELALANG. Yg hebatnya ada yg jadi tukang kebun. Oleh itu berbanggalah jadi guru sebab anda adalah segalanya.
2. Dulu murid hormat dan takut guru, kini guru takut murid. Dulu guru chalk n talk, kini guru kena slow talk. Dulu guru boleh claim, kini tak boleh complain. Dulu hari guru dapat wang saku, kini hari guru dapat penyapu...gotong royong perdana.
3. Teacher is like PEPSI " Ask for more". Teacher is like NIKE "Just do it". Teacher is like NOKIA "Connecting people". Teacher is like TOYOTA " Moving Foward". Teacher is like DMAX " Duability and Reliability"
4. 3 people reached heaven's gate. God said only 1 can go to heaven, others must go to hell. 1st: I'm priest,I spread ur teaching to the world. 2nd: I'm a doctor, I save lives. 3rd :I'm a teacher. Heaven's door opened. The teacher was shocked. God said : Come in my child ! U were in hell for many years !!!

P/S : Mana satu SMS pilihan anda? maaf terlewat ucapkan SELAMAT HARI GURU

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